We're beginning to suspect someone at the Voice lives in Kensington. First it was
Am-Thai, then
Cafe Sim-Sim, and now they've gone so far as to write-up our very own local mainstay, Denny's (Steak-free) Steak Pub. In a recurring feature called Real Dives, the Voice actively seeks out and showcases the diveyist of dive bars around and sends folks in to survey the scene. According to the writer, a real dive bar "may be characterized by low prices, clientele over 60, trucker hats only on actual truckers, ...and a sense that the place is not trying to impress you, or anyone else, ever." Sounds like Denny's to me.
From The Village Voice:
Today's Dive: Denny's Steak Pub Clientele: White men, over 40
What to drink: Stiff pours of Jameson, $4.50, two for one during happy hour
Said to us, as we left: "Run away, this place is nothing but trouble." (read more)
So three cheers for Denny's! Still scaring people away after all these years.