Missing Turtle Report: Watch for the Two Heads
A two-headed turtle was kidnapped from the Hamilton Dog House, an animal shelter and pet supply store on East Third Street in Brooklyn.
Sean is saddened by the whole situation and is willing to take the turtle back no questions asked. There is a $1000 reward being offered for the safe return of the turtle. Neighbors started putting up flyers around the neighborhood but someone has been malignant enough to rip them down just as fast.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
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Hahahaha WHAT????
I lost my one eyed snake once, but I found it, in my pants pretty close to where i left it.
It's PETA/Hipsters-
They're undoubtably behind everything.
I know the blurry blurb was picked up by our blogger somewhere else in the blobby blogozone, but I'm guessing they meant "malicious" rather than "malignant."
malicious/malignant
from webster's
Main Entry:
ma·lig·nant
\mə-ˈlig-nənt\
Function:
adjective
Etymology:
Late Latin malignant-, malignans, present participle of malignari
Date:
circa 1545
c: passionately and relentlessly malevolent : aggressively malicious
so its partially correct.
We'll add this entire string to new business at the next HARR meeting. It's being held informally at Shananigan's.
Go to Sean's and adopt a dog. You need a drinking buddy.
Nah, I'm more the type who has someone follow me and pick up my crap not the reverse. Imagine who the aliens think is the intelligent species in charge next time your reaching for that scooper...
My shit don't stink! I take care of MY kids!
And I'm enjoying my sobriety!
(Actually, the crap gets picked up in deference to other upright primates. The canines don't give a...)
Stink? Kids? You really wrote this sober? Are you an alien? Did you take our turtle for unspeakable experiments? Chris another discussion item for the next HARR meeting...
Anyone check the new Sushi Place to see if turtle soup suddenly appeared on the menu?
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