Ok so it didn't happen in Kensington but ....
Bad guest A 34-year-old St. Marks Avenue woman told cops that she had met a man on Aug. 24 at an unidentified bar. She shared a cab with him back to her place, which is between Fifth and Sixth avenues, at around 3 am. While she was in the bathroom, he filled his bag with her equipment and cash. She reported the crime three days later.
Like the potential for some booty wasn't enough (oh gosh, we hope he didn't take her stuff and run after the fact!) the guy this lady brought home steals her stuff! To all the single lady's in the hood - don't bring boys home right away! Let him take you to dinner first. If he pays that'll show you can trust him. (Direct dating questions to kensingtonbrooklyn@gmail.com its a new service we're offering free of charge).