Friday, August 10, 2007

Glenn Close in Kensington

It is being reported from multiple sources that Glenn Close is filming her FX show Damages in a home on E3rd St. Kensington t-shirt to the first neighbor who snaps a picture of her.

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why are you encouraging and rewarding stalking? What is wrong with you?

Anonymous said...

212=WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Anonymous said...

2:23 What the HELL is wrong with you???????

not a stalker said...

I saw Glenn go into Walgreens. She was buying the large size of Massengill Extra-Strength Douche.

Anonymous said...

I think she's scouting locations for a new coffee shop she'd like to open in the neighborhood.

Anonymous said...

I think we should erect a statue in her honor on Church Avenue. Perhaps we could name the little bit of open space in front of Korner Pizza and the nail salon Gleen Close Plaza?

make that coffee to go said...

Hey! I'm the guy looking to open a coffee shop in the area. It will be a space of peace and friendship for all! I will serve only fair-trade coffees grown by the Peoples Coffee Cooperative of Colombia. Holistic toilet paper will be used in the restrooms. Patrons will sip coffee while pedaling on stationary bicycles hooked up to electrical generators to power the cappuccino machines and air-conditioning (a block of dry ice in front of a fan). Grand Opening Fall 2007!

Anonymous said...

So, no "Close" encounters yet?

Sorry - it was too easy.

Anonymous said...

I heard Melanie Griffith was seen buying drugs at the park next to P.S. 230.

Anonymous said...

I've heard that Denny's is being turned into a hot new nightspot called "Faux"

Anonymous said...

Paris Hilton is buying a house on Albemarle.

Anonymous said...

Is Glenn Close a Muslim?

Anonymous said...

glen close is backfat

noisejoke said...

and a Baba Booey to you all!

Anonymous said...

Random comment:
Kensington's blog kicks a**. So much so that it looks like Ditmas Park's blog has to get its inspiration and news by reading Kensington's (reporting on tire dumping and getting license plates, picking up tornado news). Go Kensington! :) Just some good-humored local pride!

Anonymous said...

will Glenn Close sign the petition for express F service?

jenna said...

this is the funniest thread i've ever read. thanks for the laffs.

Anonymous said...

dude, Glenn Close could DRIVE the F express!

Joanna said...

wait... where is there a petition for express F service? i've got 6 people who will sign that.

Anonymous said...

6 people??!!!!???

THAT WILL TOTALLY PUT
US OVER THE TOP!!!!

OMFG THANK YOU SO MUCH SIX PEOPLE!!!!!

Jake said...

and a Tata Toothy to you, sir.

Anonymous said...

Will faux serve mojitos? Is your name also nunzio bellaputano? we do not wish to encourage women or men of ill repute to fraternize with the likes of us.

Anonymous said...

will you be serving bear faux paws?i can bearly wait.

Anonymous said...

i hear tom cruz is opening a coffee shop in k town, an excellent place for masochistic women to imbibe decaffined chai.

Anonymous said...

actually those "masochistic women to imbibe decaffined chai" could find the chai in the bangladeshi restaurants in k town.

as for tom cruise opening a place.. it would be more an excellent place for those still in the closet

Anonymous said...

true very true-

Anonymous said...

i hear that the ridiculous president of the usofa is planning to open up a barbecue joint and military recruiting center in scenic kensington

noisejoke said...

Don't scoff. We should be so lucky.
At least they know decent BBQ. The place they prefer in Houston, Otto's is real good. Not up to Lockhart, TX standars but what is.

Anonymous said...

Lindsay Lohan was spotted partying at Denny's in the wee hours last night.